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Hey people, it's Jessica. I have the best news! Thursday, July, 8th I saw Demetri Martin's show live. It was truly amazing but that's not the best part... I GOT TO MEET HIM AFTER THE SHOW! :D He was very very friendly. And yes, (like most HUGE fans) I cried when I saw him. He's been my favourite person for 2 years now! I got a picture of me standing beside him, and he signed my shirt which had a picture of him on it from "These are Jokes" CD. Here's a picture of me standing beside Demetri...

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Watch Important Things with Demetri Martin! it's very "Important!" Very awesomely funny show. (I doubt "awesomely" is a word, but it is now!)

Okay, Does anyone watch the show My Name is Earl? Well if you don't, you should... Anyways, help bring it back! It was cancelled and said "To Be Continued" in the last episode! No fair! SAVE THE LIST!

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Hey people, it's Jessica! Welcome to my Piczo website. I try to update it as much as possible. I love Demetri Martin so you may see that most of the site has to do with him! =) People, you have to watch Important Things with Demetri Martin! Best show! Oh BTW, you may see that I have nothing to do with Family Channel on my site. It's probably because I hate it! Sorry, but I find it really childish! Anyways, please visit often! Thanks, Bye Byez

DAMMIT I'M MAD! This is a poem written by the best, Demetri Martin! It's very clever, if you look closely, the whole poem is one big palindrome....

“Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash.
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.N
ame not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.